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Some student wrote: "So if you're a redneck, don't take this class."
Well, I LOVE--yeah, that's right, L-O-V-E Dr. Ardrey--and I am a REDNECK!
That's right, my friends, I am a redneck, and not just any redneck but MR. #1 Freakin' Redneck in America. I got credentials, y'all. You know how I'm gonna piss off a liberal? I'm gonna buy a gun! No, better, I'm gonna marry my sister! Even better: I'm gonna marry my mom! Hell, I'm gonna both my sister AND my mom! If that don't count as a redneck, I don't know what does? Geez, what do I have to do? Get my cousin pregnant!
Anyway, the point is that Dr. Ardrey is a FINE Teacher! And again, I'm MR. REDNECK! And I'm gonna marry your mom!
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